sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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