If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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