Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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