I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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