did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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