I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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