my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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