We got so high we made milksteak
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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