Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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