So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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