drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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