Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
should my penis look like a turkey
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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