I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize