I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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