Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
