google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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