Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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