he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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