Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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