....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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