We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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