Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
this just has baby written all over it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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