Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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