Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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