D3 body, D1 cock
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
