I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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