party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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