he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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