You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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