So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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