I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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