This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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