found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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