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Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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