Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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