Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
