he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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