At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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