apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Sorry my hands just texted you
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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