If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
How does one acquire holy water?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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