And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Don't make out with my wife yet
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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