Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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