Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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