sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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