So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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