i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I could make wine with my vomit
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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