I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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