You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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