so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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