it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Dear god my vagina.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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