you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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