Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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