Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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