im gay
i know
yea but for you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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